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Post by R.J.love on Mar 18, 2005 1:34:05 GMT -5
Ok, I used this really horrible one, I don't know why I used it, but I just did. And the worst thing about it was that I used it to pick up Michelle.
Is there a mirror in your pants, because I can see myself in there.
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OK. I'm outta here.
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Post by GhEtTo_FaBoLoUs_BaBy on Mar 24, 2005 18:10:42 GMT -5
lol! i'm sorry but i can't help ya there cause i'm a girl!
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Post by R.J.love on Mar 27, 2005 7:14:50 GMT -5
Well the end result was a complete fiasco. Michelle looked at me as if I was some complete slob and she just turned her back on me. God I feel so stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid.
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Post by ~*Michelle*~ on Mar 27, 2005 9:35:43 GMT -5
RJ, calm down. At least you found out that I hate pick up lines, they're so lame. But we did dance later on in the night, and I hugged you.
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Post by R.J.love on Apr 2, 2005 6:25:18 GMT -5
Yeah well.... Daryl nearly hammered me when he found out I danced with you. But hahahahhahaha! I'm taller than him now!!
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Post by dejan on Apr 5, 2005 3:02:57 GMT -5
Who's Daryl?
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Post by John on Apr 5, 2005 16:41:58 GMT -5
The only picked up line I've ever used, was "Will you go out with me?" and that was on valentines day, so I had to give her some chocolate and flowers. So that probably persuaded her to go out with me.
other then that, I've only heard of some pick up lines that's very stupid and disrespectful.
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Post by love micky on Apr 8, 2005 22:59:11 GMT -5
Gosh, I hate pick up lines too. I reckon it's sweet hwo guys say "I love you." But sleezebags *looks at RJ* are so gross.
Daryl was Michelle's ex. I hate him! I'm so glad he changed schools.
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Post by dejan on Apr 16, 2005 1:26:05 GMT -5
Guys should never let another guy push him around, it's a sign of weakness!
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Post by Duskglimmer on May 17, 2005 12:12:01 GMT -5
I've never used pick up lines, being a girl and all, but I've heard about a million and one...
The worst I've heard are:
Guy: "Do you have a map?"
Girl: "Why?"
Guy: "Because I keep getting lost in your eyes."
Guy: "Someone needs to call God and tell him that one of his Angels is missing."
Guy: "Can you hold something for me?"
Girl: "Um... sure..."
Guy: *slips his hand into hers*
Guy: "Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?"
Guy: "Do you know how much a polar bear wieghs?"
Girl: "No."
Guy: "Enough to break the ice... Hi, my name's Josh..."
Guy: "I've had a really bad day... But it always cheers me up to see a pretty girl smile... Will you smile for me?"
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Post by ~*Michelle*~ on May 20, 2005 20:43:05 GMT -5
God, that is quite lame... lol.
It's true but, I've never heard a girl use a pick up line.
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Post by Amaranthine Case on May 20, 2005 21:53:28 GMT -5
"I hope I'm not being forward, but do you mind if I chew on your butt?"
"Baby...your eyes are even bluer than the water in my toilet."
"My love for you...is like diarrhea - I just can't hold it in."
"Stop, drop and roll - 'cause baby, you're on fire!"
"How'd you get through security? 'Cause baby, you're the bomb."
I've never actually used these, and I actually got them from a song...but they're pretty funny, no?
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Post by ~*Michelle*~ on May 20, 2005 23:43:55 GMT -5
I absolutely hate pick up lines. I can't believe a person would bother spending their time making them up. If any guy used them on me I would totally kamikaze him.
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Post by Amaranthine Case on May 20, 2005 23:45:06 GMT -5
I absolutely hate pick up lines. I can't believe a person would bother spending their time making them up. If any guy used them on me I would totally kamikaze him. I, personally, have never used a pick-up line...but those were funny, I thought. At least, if you heard the song, they would be. |
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Post by R.J.love on Sept 18, 2005 0:26:56 GMT -5
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh, they're golden, I'm rolling in my seat. lol. I would exalt you, but I've already smited Lisa.
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